Jerry Seinfeld was in Knoxville, Tennessee on Friday and made some funny remarks about suicide bombers:
"Is it all that sand and no beach that makes the people in the Middle East become suicide bombers? You walk and walk with your little umbrella "How much further is this? I can't take the heat anymore, I think I'll blow myself up!"
My favorite suicide bomber is the guy who accidentally blows himself up without injuring anyone else around him. You know, that Jihadi-Coyote type of guy…
There's nothing new about this strategy, you have to remember the Kamikaze-pilots in WW2. I always wondered about the Kamikaze-pilot program. Because if you've got a bunch of pilots in your squad shooting down enemy planes without getting shot down themselves, I think you ought to hold on to them. But Wang over here, who wrecked three sets of landing gears this week, and has got to left hands - well now, there is a special program for him.."You might want to check out our kamikaze-program.."
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